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clamjob:

landorus:

*iggy azalea wink with both eyes*

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pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

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veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

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tokomon:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

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jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

I DON’T WANT TO GROW UP I WANT TO STAY A LITTLE KID FOREVER I NEED CAPRI SUN I NEED TEMPORARY TATTOOS

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IS IT WORKING

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officialfrenchtoast:

When something u were really excited about gets cancelled at the last minute

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  • person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
  • person 2: what? why?
  • person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
  • person 2: omfg
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reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

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asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

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Source: asian